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Unopened DVD's, shirts, and other merchandise can be returned for a full refund (less shipping costs) within 30 days. Opened DVD's cannot be returned, on exchanged for same title.

 

 

 

 

 


OFFICIAL Chris Linn and Be Nice or Disappear Merchandise
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Be Nice Or Disappear ShirtTHE CHRIS LINN SHOW
"BE NICE OR DISAPPEAR" ™ T-Shirt

100% cotton, preshrunk shirt. Features "Be Nice or Disappear" on the front. The Chris Linn Show retro poster design on the back.

Close-out!
Currently available in ADULT SMALL ONLY
These are the last of this design. New shirt designs coming in 2008!

Close-out Price = $10.00

 
 

Crack O Matic Neck Crack Gag Crack-O-Matic Neck Cracking Gag

Gross out your friends with Chris' special gimmick that makes a delightfully horrible (and loud!) "joint cracking" noise. Appear to crack your neck, knuckles, any body part. Great for parties, office functions, and first dates (if you don't want a second date). Comes with instructions and special gimmick that will last for thousands of uses. For ages 10+

$7.50

 
 

Cool Tricks and Funny Stuff DVDCool Tricks and Funny Stuff DVD

Chris' DVD features easy to learn magic tricks and practical jokes appropriate for ages 7 - Adult. Bonus features include 3 of Chris' comedy parody commercials: "When Balloon Animals Attack", "The Theatre and You", and "Wiz Spray". Total running time, 35 minutes. Not Rated.

$20.00